It is I, your cutest blogger, Lily! Sorry, I haven’t been posting😔 I’m busy-sleeping,eating,walking etc. Anyway, Today you’re going to learn how to make my favorite meal: Hamster soup! DUN DUN DUN! Beware all you ignorant hamsters that humans call cute! Puppies are the cutest not hamsters! Once this post goes viral the hamster population will decrease(YAY!🎉) but I won’t be able to make this delicious soup(Boo😩). So, my alternative is mice. They’re kinda the same-sorta😜 They aren’t extinct now though so what are you waiting for? Let’s get on to the post!
First you need 2 cups of beef broth and 2 cups of chicken broth. Put them in a huge pot on low. Season the broth with some salt and pepper.
If you don’t have any pet hamsters and don’t have any friends with hamsters go to your local pet store. You’ll need about 10. Young and old, wise and dumb,healthy and healthy😄 They say the ones with markings on their back are more flavorful😍 Skin them and take out the bones(optional) season their juicy meat with: garlic, pepper, Himalayan pink salt. Put them in a plastic baggie with some lemon juice and olive oil then stick them in the fridge.
Next, you’ll need carrots and celery-as much as you want. Just drop them in the broth till they get softer.
Finally, get out the hamster meat and put it in the broth. Let this simmer for about 30 minutes or so. When it’s done the veggies will be soft and the meat tender😍 Serve in your bowl or eat it out of the pot.
I hope you enjoyed this soup recipe 😍 It’s delicious! Sorry, hamsters!
Ps:This is Kiki and this is just a funny joke. The recipe is also not real.